
Posted originally on the Archive_of_Our_Own at https://archiveofourown.org/
works/494334.
  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Glee
  Relationship:
      Blaine_Anderson/Kurt_Hummel, klaine_-_Relationship
  Additional Tags:
      Riding, Public_Sex, Voyeurism
  Stats:
      Published: 2012-08-24 Words: 1562
****** A Good Use of Pride ******
by kendianna
Summary
     A gkm fill - Cooper Anderson is a famous porn star, back in Lima from
     California while his series of porn movies is on a hiatus. While
     there, he offers to teach a masterclass on how to please your partner
     sexually at Blaine’s school. It is as faily as his canon!masterclass.
     Blaine thinks Cooper’s advice is awful, but everyone else eats up the
     information — he rides Kurt to show everyone exactly how wrong Cooper
     was
Blaine almost couldn’t believe that this was happening, but then again he
shouldn’t have expected any different where his brother was concerned. As
Cooper cried out something absurd about butts and a 37-second rule, he glanced
over to share a catty and sardonic eye roll with Kurt. Only to find him utterly
engrossed, literally hanging on his idiot-brother’s every word. He was gob
smacked. He nudged Kurt less than gently, *kuuurt* he whispered out the side of
his mouth. Kurt barely spared him a glance *can it wait Blaine? kinda in the
middle of something here*.

Blaine tossed his gaze all around the room; his fellow club members were
equally absorbed. He had to draw himself away from his place of rage. Of course
his brother would waltz right in and be appreciated and admired and adored
without a second-thought. Of fucking course. With his film business “trade
secrets”. With his industry insider tips. Blaine clenched his fists furiously;
he loved his brother, but Cooper was a dumbshit pretty-boy who had gotten
ridiculously lucky and couldn’t even realize it. He still thought having been
taken under a horny talent-scout’s wing meant he was an artistic genius.

Moments later, Blaine’s resolve died. He could only grind his teeth and bear it
for so long “Coop *jesuschrist* it’s not possible to…pinch your partner’s
prostate…the plumbing just doesn’t work that way”. The room froze and Blaine,
with his fingers massaging the bridge of his nose, missed the look of wild
panic on Cooper’s face.

He gave a high, hysterical chuckle “Blainers, how many films have I starred
in?”
“Coop that’s not what I-“
“”How many Blaine?”
*sigh* “I don’t know…like ten or so maybe?”
“Close enough. I’ve personally starred in twelve sex films Blaine. That makes
me the expert in this room. You’re the student in this exhibitive-arts club.
You’re a seventeen year old boy. What makes you think you can correct me when I
came here to teach you and your friends?” Blaine had about zero point zero
chance of reining his temper in after that.

“Well golly, I’m so sorry to burst your bubble guru sensei, but you clearly
don’t know zipity-shit about gay sex. The prostate isn’t some magical fun-
button and I know for a fact that the whole butt-rules thing you were talking
about was nonsense”. He glanced at Kurt, who was fidgeting and messing about
with his fringe. He had a sheepish look on his face.

Cooper looked outraged. He pointed at Blaine and took in a furious gasp of air,
clearly readying himself to ramp up into a diatribe. Blaine cut him off sharply
“No” he said “you don’t have the right or place to try and lecture me about gay
sex. In fact, I think Kurt and I might just have to give you a little lesson.”
He grabbed his lover’s hand and pulled him down to the floor level. He pushed
Cooper out of his chair “We’ll be needing that” he said slyly, then sat Kurt in
it and turned to face their classmates. He then began to strip himself of all
his clothes.

He did it slowly, circling the chair and forcing Kurt to swivel around to keep
him in sight. First went bowtie and cardigan and shirt and undershirt. The
entire room followed his every movement, and Rachel muttered something that
sounded like *pulling focus*, but everyone ignored her and enjoyed the show
with baited breaths. Blaine, shirtless, continued to circle, running his hands
along his chest and grabbing one of Kurt’s to place over his heart. Coming to
stand still in front of his boyfriend, he pulled Kurt’s hand away from his
chest and down to the waistband of his pants, brushing against the soft hair
that crept so low. Kurt dove in without hesitation, pressing a kiss to his
stomach and undoing the pants’ fastenings. Blaine’s breath hitched, and he took
a pace back, pulling his pants down fearlessly and stepping out of them
Naked, he made eye contact with his brother. He took a moment to decide whether
or not to go for some of the fierce dirty talk they used in private4, then came
to the conclusion that their silence would be all the more impudent. The only
sounds the room would be hearing were their moans. He grinned savagely and sat
on Kurt’s lap, wrapping his arms around his shoulders.

Their mouths met and they lapped at each others’ tongues, and Kurt ran his
hands roughly through Blaine’s hair, loosening the gel and setting some of the
curls free. Blaine leaned up on the balls of his feet and undid Kurt’s pants,
pulling his cock out. It was hard and heavy in his hand and he stroked it
sever5al times. They were both well-endowed, but Kurt was larger (the boy was
hung, and the shared a laugh when they heard Santana whistle appreciatively).
The size difference only fanned and encouraged Blaine’s desires to bottom
nearly constantly.

Blaine broke away from their kiss to nuzzle his face into the crook of Kurt’s
neck and whispered loud enough for everyone in the room to hear *help open me
up for you* and he received a thick moan in response. Kurt nudged two fingers
outside of Blaine’s mouth “Suck” he commanded. And Blaine did. He licked at
first, little kitten licks down the digits he was so fond of, and then he
sucked them past his lips, meeting the webbing of Kurt’s hands with his nose.
He did his best to coat them completely in a thick layer of saliva, then pulled
away and placed a kiss to the ends. Kurt covered his mouth in a possessive kiss
and spread his legs so that Blaine was suspended by his thighs over the floor.

He reached below him and pressed a finger around the rim of the hole before
sliding it inside. They both groaned. Kurt forced another finger in so that the
wetness wouldn’t dissipate quickly. He knew Blaine could take it – he would
never dream of being violent, but he knew his boy liked it rough and a little
painful. He heard several winces from his male classmates (clearly less
experienced than they all claimed to be) and shot a smirk over Blaine’s
shoulder in their direction, before returning his attention fully to his lover.

After several long breathy minutes, Blaine took hold of Kurt’s wrist and gently
eased his fingers out. He rose up on his toes and lowered himself down onto
Kurt’s cock in one quick motion. He braced his hands on his lover’s shoulders
and felt strong warm arms wrap around his waist in return. He raised himself u
p and shifted his hips, only to slam back down again with a brutal ferocity
that caused both of them to let out strangled moans. Their bodies thrust
against each other, Blaine hefting himself up and down, and Kurt rutting up
into him on his opposing down strokes so that they met in the middle in a
frenzy that made Blaine feel full enough to rip apart at the seams. Each
movement dragged at his prostate and he could feel his climax nearing.

They panted and moaned with abandon. Sweat ran down both of their foreheads and
dripped along the tight muscle of Blaine’s back chest and thighs. Precome began
to leak from his slit, and Kurt, making eye contact with him, swiped some up
ate licked it off of his finger. His hands moved to firmly grip Blaine’s hips,
pushing them closer quicker deeper. As Blaine came he squeezed fiercely around
Kurt, milking him to orgasm. Panting, Kurt leaned back in his chair, pulling
Blaine flush against his chest, running his hands across his back.
Blaine raised his head to rest his chin on Kurt’s shoulder, and tossed a raised
eyebrow at his Cooper “Still think you’re the gay sex guru?” he asked, not
entirely petulantly.
“I came in my pants” Puck said proudly from the back of the room, to no one’s
great surprise
”…I did too” Santana said not quite as happily.
“Damn yo, I didn’t even know I was fully functional down there!” Artie
exclaimed, to which no one knew how to respond.
Mr. Schuster left the room with a terrified look on his face and a wet spot on
the front of his pants, to everyone’s horror.
Cooper clapped his brother on the shoulder and awkwardly congratulated Kurt on
what seemed like an excellent lay.
Finn’s quiet declaration of “I like men now” went unnoticed by all except
Rachel, who silently bemoaned her impending eternal-hag status, and wondered
how many cats it would take to kill her soul. She’s seen videos; women in
Europe could survive with hundreds.
If anyone was aware of Sam and Mercedes dry-humping in the dark corner of the
room (which had led to her knees wide open and his head under her skirt), then
they were polite enough to not mention it.
Kurt and Blaine went home to fuck for hours, and it was glorious.
And Finn peeped a bit, then felt really guilty, then experimented with watching
gay-porn and felt better.
And Santana posted a video of Kurt and Blaine’s wild sex that she had filmed on
her iphone. Everyone masturbated to it at some point, especially Kurt and
Blaine.
the end (insert fart noise here)
Please drop_by_the_archive_and_comment to let the author know if you enjoyed
their work!
